American Splenda (Iteration 2)  Digital mockup for Future Installation, 2019 (Exterior view)

Selections from the American Splenda Collection, 2020, 7:58 minute video with sound

American Splenda by Lisa Rockford

Complete List of Collected Items

DÉCOR & Furniture

• Flag on Brick print fabric shower curtain, divided in two

• Oversize bean bag chair with side arms

• Folding Beach chair

• Printed wallpaper border with sheep

• Wall cross

• Splenda artificial sweetener packets with US flag font

• (144) flag bottle caps, spread on floor and surfaces

• Metallic banners

• LED net lighting

• (24) flag tree Air fresheners, Vanilla scented

• Musical “Grand ‘Ole” clock

• Lynn Austin sexy poster

• Wooden shelf rack

• Eagle Latch hook rug

• God Bless America Latch hook rug

• JFK tapestry

• 9x13 LED sparkle light

• Hanging light set w/ 10 flag shape lights

• Plastic Tablecloth

• (2) Wind socks

• Wind chime

• Metal yard pinwheel

• Light up glitter flag decoration

• (4) Night lights with assorted pictures

• Folding vinyl laundry basket

• Trash can w/ sticker & bow

• Inflatable seat cushion

• Fleece throw blanket

• (16) bathmats

FURNITURE

• Bean bag chair

• Ottoman Foot Rest

• Pouch couch inflatable seating

FUNCTIONAL OBJECTS

• (2) Erasers

• Round Inflatable cooler

• Stitched vinyl Flask

• Glitter mardi gras theatrical eye mask

• Tin ashtray

• Silicone glow in the dark water pipe/bong

• Head Rush Beer bong

• (13) Beer cozies

• Eagle Cigarette case

• Metal Lighter

• (2) Umbrellas

• Wooden jewelry box

• Bling iPhone case

• 3pk ballpoint pens

• (4) fabric Placemats set

• Paper plates/napkins

• Ceramic Texas Napkin holder

• Patriotic utensil caddy

• Divided pencil holder with Red & Blue pens, Custom American Splenda pencils

• Electric Hair straightening brush 

• Faux leather over wood Tissue box

COLLECTIBLES

• 2016 Trump faux Silver coin

• 2016 Trump faux Gold Coin

• Gold plated playing cards

• Golf balls, NASA Collectible set

• Hilary Clinton’s head photoshopped onto another woman in bathing suit magnet

• Flag print Elephant sculpture

• Fake Fabergé egg

• Wood wheelbarrow

• 9/11 decorative plate

• 5 Picture Frames

• Betty boop mirror

• Bottle cooler with mini tactical Vest

• Nutcracker

• Porcelain policeman jewelry box with flag inside

• Mini guitar w/stand

• Folding knife in decorative case (Statue of liberty)

• Folding knife in decorative case (George W. Bush)

• Red & blue poker chips

• Resin Skull with flag bandana

• “Country flags” book

• “Long may she wave” book

TOYS

• Rope Dog Toy with squeaker

• (25) Inflatable oozie toys

• Inflatable oversize bat

• Inflatable oversize Mallot with squeaker

•  Inflatable football helmet

• Inner tube

• Bean bag Toss game

• Faux Rubik’s cube puzzle with patriotic print

• (12) Patriotic paddleball games

• (36) patriotic Flamingo pinwheels

• (2) Slinky brand jumbo pinwheels

• Child’s Punching bag

• (3) Child’s boxing gloves

• Gold flag fidget spinner

• (7) White Flag pattern fidget spinners

• Football Helmet Keychain with silicone phallus head stress toy

• Stuffed white Bear with flag print keychain

• Puppy clip on

• Pacifier

• Wind up teeth toy

• 6 identical squeezable stress toys

• Mouse pad puzzle

• Duck Dynasty puzzle

• Kinetic electronic flag

• Baby doll dressed in patriotic clothing & Baby moccasins

• Baby doll 2 dressed in patriotic clothing & sunglasses

CLOTHING & Accessories

• Sleep mask blinders

• Lace panties

• Women’s briefs

• Men’s chinese brand briefs

• C-string thong

• Artificial Nails

• (2) star Pasties stickers, now on female mannequin

• Men’s ankle socks

• (4) Assorted print Neck ties

• Dog bow tie

• Flag Dog tag

• Faux Brass Pocket watch on chain

• Cross flag necklaces

• Mardi gras necklace

• (5) decorative faux rhinestone beads

• Santa plastic watch

• (5) prs assorted Sunglasses

• Oversize Novelty glasses

• Motorcycle belt buckle

• Iraqi freedom pin

• Patriotic Mickey Mouse head pin

• Headband deelyboppers

• Fairy wings

• Bib

• Flag Cape

• Glittery chef Apron

• Clock earrings

• Chain Pins

• Hockey mask

• vinyl Mouth mask

• Color changing LED mask that lifts up with silver skull underneath

• Printed balaclava

• Patriotic sombrero from Oriental Trading Company

• (6) Red  Visors with Zipper fanny packs

• (6) Blue Visors with Zipper fanny packs

• pirate hat

• Straw hat

• Cowboy hat

• Crocheted tank top

• Exhilaration tank Top

• Boys hoodie

• Drawstring shorts, 2XL

• Flared skirts

• Oversize Tank tops

• Child’s hat w/ heart

• Busch beer hat

• 3 sets Flip flops

• Faux Leather wallet

• Fabric tote bag

• Troops tote bag

OTHER/Artist interventions

• Mirror with lines of Splenda, razor blade & pen barrel

• Male mannequin hand with Rhinestone Bling watch & Artificial nails, manicured

• Female mannequin hand 1 with Faux Gold skull ring, Flexing flag watch & Artificial nails, manicured

• Female mannequin hand 2 (rubber) with Artificial nails, manicured

• Tactical vest with flag patches

• 12” liberty patch

• Loud & proud patch

• Pot leaf patch

• Mickey Mouse patch

• Peace patch

• Smiley face patch

• Skull patch

• Dove patch

• Superman patch

• Sexy female silhouette patch

• Heart & praying hands patches

• Mouth guard with impression of the artist’s teeth

• Limited edition “patriot proof” of purchase cards (22 tiers) with artist’s middle fingerprint.

  • $0= Unpatriotic

  • $1 = Passive patriot

  • $2 = Greenhorn level

  • $3 = Average patriot

  • $4 = Blue collar level

  • $5 = Monumental patriot

  • $6 = White collar level

  • $7.04 = Independence level

  • $8 = Supersized level

  • $9.11= Patriot act/Hero level

  • $10= True patriot (Hamiltonian)

  • $11.11 = Veteran level

  • $12.16 = Tea party patriot

  • < $14.92= Original American

  • >$15.00 = Founding patriot

  • $17.87= Constitutional level

  • $18.63= Emancipated American

  • $19.84= (Born in USA) Springsteen level

  • $20= Jacsksonian or Tubmanian level

  • $25= Corporate level

  • $45 = Trumpetier

  • $50= Granted Gold Nationalist level

  • $100=Diamond level 100% American - The 1%

Artist & Studio

http://www.lisarockford.com/